Happy Halloween, everybody. I’m dressing up as an incentive clause. You?
In honor of the holiday, here’s a list of the top 13 scariest things in baseball:
- The Pittsburgh Pirates
- Batting against Pedro Martinez knowing you’ve pissed him off
- Blocking the plate while Mo Vaughn rumbles towards home
- Working security at Florida home games (ok, not really)
- Barry Bonds playing 81 home games at Coors Field
- Stating, in the Bronx, that Derek Jeter is a crappy shortstop
- Small ball
- The price of a beer at the ballpark
- The Mitchell Report
- Dusty Baker as Director of Pitcher Development
- Milwaukee’s wiener race costumes (maybe it’s just me, but those are creepy)
- The Rays with a league-average payroll
- Peter Angelos
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Sky is a baseball fan and racket sport afficianado living in upstate NY. His favorite color is orange and is just about ready to give up on his life-long dream to become the next Magnus ver Magnuson (World's Strongest Man). His favorite baseball teams are the Yankees and Red Sox, proving that there's hope in the Middle East.